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Old 08-17-2001, 05:51 AM   #1
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NEVER jack off with Gold Bond body lotion...

Luckily I put it on my ankles before I tried it anywhere else. It has bengay (or a substitute) in it, and it burns a bit. Just a warning to coug.
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Old 08-17-2001, 08:14 AM   #2
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Doe it burn a bit, or does it burn ALOT ? that could make all the difference to me
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Old 08-17-2001, 10:19 AM   #3
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Doe it burn a bit, or does it burn ALOT ? that could make all the difference to me

why dont u try it and tell us all???
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Old 08-17-2001, 10:23 AM   #4
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if its anything like 'Muscle pain' Heat Spray, I'm there ...and if you want that even hotter, use deodorant first, burns like the first time I sent 240V through my nipples ....Hmmmmm
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Old 08-17-2001, 10:49 AM   #5
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burns like the first time I sent 240V through my nipples ....Hmmmmm

bwajajajaja, do u still have ur nipples or did u burn them off???
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Old 08-17-2001, 11:05 AM   #6
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I've kinda got four of them now, some crazy sh*t happenned that night
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Old 08-17-2001, 11:16 AM   #7
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Old 08-17-2001, 11:22 AM   #8
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that's nothing, you wanna see what happenned when I hooked that thing up to my sack ...needed to repaint the entire room.


Not a pretty sight !
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Old 08-17-2001, 06:57 PM   #9
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Haha, what the hell are you guys talking about?
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Old 08-17-2001, 11:25 PM   #10
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have you guys ever tried putting a handful of gold bond medicated powder (whichever, i just remember it's the green bottle) down your shorts? kinda gives you a nice tingly, breezy feeling over your nuts.....feels great on hot days.
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Old 08-18-2001, 12:48 AM   #11
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You guys should wrap your sacks in aluminum foil, attach 0 AWG cable to it, and insert into a household socket (the cable, not your dong).

I don't know about this Gold Bond stuff. I used to know people who did that with Icy Hot and burned their poor little testes into submission. I don't like to subject the boys to torture.
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Old 08-18-2001, 03:22 AM   #12
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why dont u try it and tell us all???
Ok sh.t I burns alot ...don't try it what should I do I'm gonna go take a shower
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Old 08-18-2001, 07:13 AM   #13
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that's why you use the powder...cuz it doesn't soak in. just kinda sits there and tingles a bit. like having a breeze blowing through your pants. i wonder if anyone's tried tiger balm.....
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Old 08-18-2001, 11:54 PM   #14
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tiger balm hehehehehehehehehehe no really somebody try so we can make fun of you
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Old 08-19-2001, 04:34 AM   #15
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Powdered Gold Bond is great for the sweaty-nuts syndrome
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